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Humor for Friday

Posted by on November 7, 2014
Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida¬† but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.
(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty. 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
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My favorite…
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

4 Responses to Humor for Friday

  1. pam

    “Used to be 5’6” got me! LOL!!

  2. vwbug

    Yep… I wonder how short I will be when I hit 70…

  3. bob agard

    These are all funny. I’m glad I found you. Nice looking site!

  4. tinkvwbug

    Hi Bob, glad you found me! I won’t post every day over here because I have to find time to scrap the pages… but I will be here!