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Worked hard and got it done on time

Posted by on January 21, 2015

I had the opportunity to get 10 softbound shutterfly books made for my cub scout den.  Same book, printed 10 times.  And CHEAP.  If you are a member of an organization and want a bunch of the same book printed… get in touch with the yearbook department at shutterfly.  Well worth it.

I didn’t clean, barely cooked, my kids had run of the house… but I did it.  Phew.  Now some humor to make it worth while:

 

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

 

Number 9  –  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8  –  Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7  –  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6  –  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich, you have a 50% chance of being right…

Number 5  –  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4  –  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3  –  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2  –  In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1  –  Life is like a jar of peppers.  What you do today might burn your asstomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me:

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.

One Response to Worked hard and got it done on time

  1. pam

    Love #2. And I love Shutterfly! They make Christmas so much easier. 😉